1. You wake up and fall out of bed. Then you look out the window. You see:

A happy, quiet village, where you've lived your entire life
A big city, with lots of excitement and activity
A smallish town, bustling with activity
...I move around often - France, Hawaii, Vatican City...the list goes on

2. You remember your dream last night. Yeah, it was a good one...your sezzy love interest was in it! Who was it?

A knight in shining armour...or at least A&F
Someone young and innocent
Someone intelligent, fun to be with.
No love for me, kthx

3. After remebering that the dream ended with your love interest strangling you, you decide to get dressed. But what to wear?

Whatever I find on the floor.
Someting practical, not too fancy.
Stylish or classy clothes. What else would I wear?

4. Your mom walks into the room while you're half-naked, and starts ranting about how you have no admirable ambitions. What does SHE know?! But what IS the most admirable life goal?

Love
Money
Passing school

5. After she leaves, you run downstairs to grab a bite. On your breakfast table, you find a message from your shrink. You should start going to therapy, because you're...

Borderline or dependent.
Obsessive-compulsive or anti-social.
Paranoid or avoidant.
Schizoid or schizotypal.
Histrionic or narcissistic.

6. Finally! You make it to school. And it just so happens that it's April 1st. Someone plays a REALLY embarassing joke on you. You...

laugh. It's funny, after all.
ignore them. The maturity level in here is mind-boggling.
laugh and get them back, in a light-hearted way. All in the spirit of fun.
kill the bloody bastard, in a light-hearted way. All in the spirit of fun.
cry. They embarassed you in front of all your friends! *sneeef*

7. After a boring day of school, you realize it's Friday! A night out with your friends. What do you do?

Watch movies, chat, play cards, whatever!
Make fun of people. Disabled people. Like Mexicans.
Pick up hot chicks/guys
I'm too busy myself to worry about my friends.

8. While you were chillin' with your friends, you learn that you've won the lottery. Money. A lot of money. What do you do with it?

Two words, SHOPPING SPREE!
Save most of it, spend some of it on yourself
Donate most of it, spend some of it on a house for your family.
Invest in the stock market
Open a restaurant or some other small business

9. Well, you die (before you cash in the lottery ticket!). It was bound to happen. Where are you going?

Heaven. I'm a good person.
Purgatory/limbo. You've done both good and bad.
Hell, at a speed of 299 792 458 m/s
To complain to St. Peter about your untimely death.

10. Apparently, there was a mistake...and you're not dead after all! So you make a deal with St. Peter to pay off his gambling debts. But you need a job to do that, because dead people can't cash in lottery tickets. Ideally, what would it be?

law or politics. What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? NOT a good start, let's put it that way!
something in engineering or construction.
the manager or boss of whatever.
whatever brings in more money.
panhandling....marrying rich. It's all I can do.
art or writing. harness the power of your creativity!

11. Somehow, you manage to get enough money. On your way to the bank, a few thugs jump at you. No way out. What's your ideal weapon?

Fists
Knives or daggers
A cute face
A gun

12. You get out of the fight alive (well, sort of..) but they won't let you in heaven anyways. You have a fault. It's pretty bad. What is it?

Incapability of forgiveness. You've been reading lotsa French literature.
Accusing everyone around you for every little thing
Letting people walk all over you. You're way too nice.
Pedophilia, incest, or anything else sexually related.
Always getting into trouble without meaning to.
Not giving a damn about others' feelings.

13. Now really, did you believe this could happen to you? Are you religious?

Very. I will serve my god(s) with all my heart and soul.
I go to church and stuff, but I'm not a believer.
No, and if I was, I'd kill myself.
Haha - NO. I'm too practical to.

14. And now you're back on earth. Alive. They made too many mistakes, and are letting you live a full life. What do you do the moment you find time to spare?

Read, watch movies, what normal people do.
Wouldn't YOU want to know!
Think of ways to kill people.

15. What makes you tick?

Those damn separatists
Everything. Really.
Fruity gay people.
Whiney teens
A bomb