REBIRTH

'twas last Wednesday when Miss Beatrice Penney died,
So sudden and tragic was her suicide.
"The dentistry depressed her," the cops believed,
While her husband, the killer, pretended he grieved.

Up by the pearly gates, among famous faces,
"Reincarnation?" asked Pete, and she made her selection.
She sighed at the choice and picked Candidiasis
And so she lived her next life as yeast infection.