OH! THE WOE Oh! The woe that is my life, The constant angst, the endless strife, She refuses to be my wife, For I'm an idiot. Oh! This love should set me free, From sadness and melancholy, She ignored my apology, For I'm an idiot. Oh! That she would reminisce, Her pretty lips I tried to kiss, Though every time I'd trip and miss, For I'm an idiot. Oh! My breath did smell of brine, On garlic I much loved to dine, she left and my heart broke in twine, For I'm an idiot.