Death of wife # 10

Ancient Egypt's a real jewel,
The pyramids are really cool.
But one thing that doesn't jive:
Being mummified alive.

Death of wife # 11

Patriotism can be great,
But extremes make all irate.
If you're the kind who'll always nag,
You may be smothered by the flag.

Death of wife # 15

Disney's fun for the gang,
You will surely have a bang.
Parks where you can climb and dive,
Dinos that eat you alive!

Death of wife # 16

It's nice to have a foreign plant,
Though they can make you curse and rant.
Careful, your life will be crap -
If you're swallowed by a fly-trap.

Death of wife # 17

Thanks to brand-new medication,
Fear NOTHING in an operation.
You'll be fine, doctors confide,
Unless a scalpel's left inside.


Death of Wife # 100

At first he did not realize
When he looked into her eyes
Though they married on a whim
He loved her, and she loved him